1979 Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts 2+3 -Sealed- 8 Track Audio Tape No Dill Holes

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Seller: rev_a_west (4,138) 100%, Location: Plooker's Point, Maryland, Ships to: Worldwide, Item: 372589251713 NOVEMBER 19TH 1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - JOE'S GARAGE ACTS 2 & 3 - ZAPPA RECORDS ZT8-2-1502 - STILL SEALED 8 TRACK AUDIO TAPE TWIN PAK DOUBLE LISTENING PLEASURE AND AS AMAZING AS THIS MIGHT SOUND, THERE'S NO DRILL HOLE MARKED DOWN PRICE INDICATOR - FACT IT STILL HAS THE ORIGINAL $13.99 FULL RETAIL PRICE RECORD LANE PRICE STICKER ON TOP OF THE SHRINK ON THE FRONT - BUT HERE IT IS 39 YEARS LATER WITH ME TRYING TO SQUEEZE $40 OUTTA SOMEBODY'S BEHIND, BUT HEY, I NEED THE MONEY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB - OK LARRY? HAVE YOU OR SOME OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON AND WAY BACK WHEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU THOUGH BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY? PROGRAM ONE POOTS FORTH: A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME - STICK IT OUT - SY BORG. PROGRAM TWO OOZES OUT: DONG WORK FOR YUDA - KEEP IT GREASY - OUTSIDE NOW. PROGRAM THREE WIPES UP: HE USED TO CUT THE GRASS - PACKARD GOOSE { BEGINNING }. PROGRAM FOUR FLUSHES DOWN: PACKARD GOOSE { CONCLUSION } - WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY - A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA.HERE'S A RARE 'N' EXCITING OPPORTUNITY TO OWN THIS CLASSIC FRANK ZAPPA JOE'S GARAGE ACTS 2&3 TWIN PAK DOUBLE LISTENING PLEASURE 8 TRACK AUDIO TAPE THAT'S STILL SEALED. NO MARK DOWN PRICE DRILL HOLES, IN FACT IT STILL HAS THE ORIGINAL $13.99 FULL RETAIL PRICE STICKER ON TOP OF THE SHRINK ON THE FRONT, NOT SOME FOUL RESEAL JOB EITHER. SO HERE IT IS 39 YEARS LATER AND I'M TRYING TO SQUEEZE $40 OUTTA SOMEBODY'S BEHIND. BUT IF YOU NEVER GOT ONE IN 1979 YOU CAN STILL GET SOME BEFORE BITING THE BIG ONE. JOE'S GARAGE WAS NEVER RELEASED ON REEL TO REEL TAPE, THE CASSETTES WERE OK AND THE VINYL ALWAYS HAD A LITTLE SURFACE NOISE. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS THE REMASTERED CDS WERE AND PROBABLY STILL ARE POOT. LOOKS LIKE IT'LL PLAY PERFECT, SO HERE IS A SITUATION WHERE BEING A GEEZER WITH ANCIENT AUDIO EQUIPMENT JUST MIGHT PAY OFF. OK LARRY? GETS SENT IN A BOX, NOT MERELY CRAMMED INTO SOME BUBBLE WRAP ENVELOPE. FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A. $14.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA. $24.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. { ABSOLUTELY NO MORE SHIPPING TO FRANCE, ITALY, RUSSIA, SWINELAND, VULGARIA, MOLDAVIA, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF CHISELERS { U.F.O.C. }, SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }. HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND THE MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI { LIKED SPANKING }, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED },THE GTO'S { GIRLS TOGETHER OUTRAGEOUSLY WITH THE SEXY MISS PAMELA } PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS IN MY E-BAY STORE. HEY JOE, DOES YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND AND OR MISTRESS, LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND A CHROME PLATED PIGGY BANK WITH MARITAL AIDS STUCK ALL OVER IT'S BODY? OF COURSE SHE DOES MY SON, BUT JUST SUCK IT UP AND DON'T BECOME A HEAD JOB. HEY, I'VE GOT IT, JUST BLOW RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH? Condition: Like New, Condition: HERE'S A RARE 'N' EXCITING OPPORTUNITY TO OWN THIS CLASSIC FRANK ZAPPA JOE'S GARAGE ACTS 2&3 TWIN PAK DOUBLE LISTENING PLEASURE 8 TRACK AUDIO TAPE THAT'S STILL SEALED. NO MARK DOWN PRICE DRILL HOLES, IN FACT IT STILL HAS THE ORIGINAL FULL RETAIL PRICE STICKER ON TOP OF THE SHRINK ON THE FRONT, NOT SOME FOUL RESEAL JOB EITHER. BUT IF YOU NEVER GOT ONE IN 1979 YOU CAN STILL GET SOME BEFORE BITING THE BIG ONE. JOE'S GARAGE WAS NEVER RELEASED ON REEL TO REEL TAPE, THE CASSETTES WERE OK AND THE VINYL ALWAYS HAD A LITTLE SURFACE NOISE. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS THE REMASTERED CDS WERE AND PROBABLY STILL ARE POOT. LOOKS LIKE IT'LL PLAY PERFECT, SO HERE IS A SITUATION WHERE BEING A GEEZER WITH ANCIENT AUDIO EQUIPMENT JUST MIGHT PAY OFF. OK LARRY?, Country of Manufacture: United States, REMEMBER 1979? YOU MET A GIRL AT JACK IN: THE BOX WHO GAVE YOU AN UNPRONOUNCEABLE DISEASE., Modified Item: No, Country/Region of Manufacture: United States, Style: Experimental Rock, Custom Bundle: No, Format: 8-Track Cartridge, Record Label: ZAPPA RECORDS, Release Year: 1979, Genre: Rock, Non-Domestic Product: No

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